I swear to you, the Avengers have everything under c o n t r o l.
steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind
How do you kill Dean Winchester?
Kill Sam Winchester
"Rogers-Barnes. It does have a nice ring to it."
"Who is this?" "The good-looking guy in the sunglasses at your ten o’clock."
I hit 400 followers yayayayyyy so I made a masterpost masterpost masterpost…what
Well anyways here is a list of everything I regularly use for references. Bolded things are other masterposts! enjoy~TV SHOWS
Pokemon (good luck with this one)MOVIES
Sebastian Stan movies (bc let’s be real tumblr i know u)
SO MANY MOVIES LIKE WOW (this is a masterpost masterpost btw)ART/DRAWINGWRITINGREADING (wow books omf)FOODHELPSCHOOLBORED OR SAD? (also games)
The Impossible Quiz aka the most infuriating game everTUMBLR THEMES and stuff like thatDIY PROJECTS
Reuse and Rewear Old T-Shirts (bc we all know u have a crapton of these)
Dean Winchester + smiling/laughing/being happy
"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.
How are you so awesome
BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.
we need this
gonna put it on my dick
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR
This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.
I would send messages in morse code
magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.
Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta
I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!
MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE
80615 strong so far!