if bucky wasn’t captured and saw steve on stage getting tomatoes thrown at him. rip in peace to the 107th division
"No homo" is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard come out of the mouth of a human. This is my second favorite way to reply - the first, bloody retribution.
At first I thought this was porn and then I realised it was Captain America and now I’m confused with life.
Putting on pants without using hands
what did i just..
this was more beautiful than i could ever imagine
that was so impressive
I swear to you, the Avengers have everything under c o n t r o l.
steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind
How do you kill Dean Winchester?
Kill Sam Winchester
"Rogers-Barnes. It does have a nice ring to it."